Doctor Jokes

Loud, mad, or sad Low self-esteem Trouble sleeping I often feel guilty Better relationship Doctors meeting Promoting an office Scared sleeping Crazy people talk Solving a problem How much for all night? Get me an ambulence now Put me into a fighting mood I think I need a pair of glasses I would like to havea second opinion Doctor, should I file my nails? Problems remembering The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients Driving exams worry me You're in great health What is your problem? Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Does it hurt when you do this? We are the best of friends I'm gaining weight doctor My wife is beating me The bad and the worse news My son swallowed the can opener Did you ever have this before? I've got good and bad | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |