Bar Jokes

The number twelve goes to a bar Some very common traits in two drunks Some yogurt visits a local bar Two men walked into a bar This tells me that I must be drunk I only ordered a double I bet I can bite both of my eyes My girlfriend is out in the car I know you were drunk yesterday Bad luck finding a place to hide I think I'll try a nicer approach Someone stole things from me Who keeps saying those things? The wife is not speaking to me A drunk orders himself a beer Top ten signs that you are too drunk There is a monkey in the bar A pirate at the local bar discusses his past I'm trying to prove a point The Beer Prayer I get so drunk that I imagine things Driving home very drunk I'll trust you that you paid This pill allows you to fly Free drinks for everyone Who gave you those black eyes? If she went out with me The wife is not speaking to me A brain goes to a local bar I don't owe anything for this drink | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |