Category: Elderly Jokes Reader Rating: 0.00 Contributor: lfhost

Rate this joke Hilarious Good Average Poor Nasty

OLD NEVER DIES 15 OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class OLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringing OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropy OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away... OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new Peterbilt OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon OLD TV SOAP STARS never die, they become pathetic OLD GOAL UMPIRES never die, they just get flagged down -- umpires as in Australian Rules Football OLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don't come back OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung. OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering Comments: Add a Comment Your name: Your email: Write a comment for :

Email this joke to a friend Your email address: Your friends address: Recieve joke s in your email.